on hook up sites part 1

Things I really want to write on a hook up site profile but probably never will:

damn, some of you really need to get whatever it is up your ass out of there, and once you do you really need to fuck yourself really, really hard.

i really just like dicks around 6 inches. seriously.

holy shit? where am i?

looking for a guy that actually communicates who i can also fuck really, really hard every once in a while. 

i just want to cuddle.

for those guys that say, not into playing games.... let me just say a few things about playing games: people play games even when you don't think they are because ultimately guys don't know what they want, and in trying to figure that out, will throw a lot of aimless txts/msgs, phone calls, et. al. to elicit responses to appease their underlying need for attention and confirmation of involvement in another's life. what you don't know is you need the same attention and confirmation and undoubtedly don't know what you want and end up playing the same games. so get whatever it is up your ass, and once you do fuck yourself really, really hard. 

most people bore me, so drama is ok.

into guys that read.

i'd like someone to admit they actually want more than fb's [fuck buddies] and "friends" yet feel inadequate in their own skin and lives to actually "see" somebody and be in a relationship. You're the guy I want to fuck, really hard.

i'm a masc guy but not into sports. i don't feel i have to be into sports and that horrific media driven industry that contributes to the vapidity of contemporary society to prove that i'm a masc guy. And no i don't believe your pansy ass is really into sports.

taking 20 minutes or a day to get back to someone doesn't make anyone feel better or attractive.

i'm a non-white, older, short guy with a small dick and average body, who is poor and depressed most of the time looking for action and fun times. Not into games or drama.

i'm a vgl guy.

i'm into guys that don't like me for who I am.